1. You still think Eminem is pretty popular.

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2. You remember when chicks used to think guys with muscles were hot. Yeah, that’s right, Bieber Fever baby.

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3. You still think people use the word, “hottie”. As in, “She’s a hottie.” Ok, A. She’s not a hottie, you sicko and B. You’re old, and married….and have kids….dude

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….Okay, she was kinda hot.

 

4. You’re pissed that you can’t find any jeans that aren’t tapered. Yeah, we see you. Just embrace the skinny. Or be old.

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5. You still think the Olsen Twins are close to 18. They’re 27.

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6. You’re DVR is filled with ‘Doc McStuffins’ and ‘Jake and The Neverland Pirates’.

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7. You can’t remember how old you are. Yep. awesome.

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8. You can’t stand the idiot neighbor that lights fireworks off every night for a month following 4th of July. You know, the rich kid who doesn’t work.

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9. You still think white Oakley sunglasses are cool. guess what? They never were.

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10. Your favorite part of the day is when you poop. Alone.

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11. You daydream about lawn mowing and painting your deck. You do? Holy shit, dude. I was joking.

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Ryan P. Maier

Ryan is the co-owner and founder of DadLifts and an autism and fatherhood advocate. Ryan is also a Movement Coach and USA Weightlifting Sports Performance Coach in Minneapolis, MN. Ryan is a husband and father of three.